Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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