Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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