Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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