how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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