She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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