No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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