At least make sure they are 18
Why
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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