You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm always down for nudity.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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