don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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