What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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