This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Randomize
