their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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