Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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