i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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