Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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