Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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