my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I supernannyed him into submission
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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