I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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