how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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