Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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