And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
