I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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