Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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