woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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