no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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