theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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