everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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