you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Is it penis luge time yet?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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