I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize