apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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