I feel great
I just peed on a car
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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