Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Less talking, more tequila
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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