I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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