i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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