The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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