She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.