just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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