he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
