Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
