Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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