The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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