porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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