i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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