Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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