yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
not ubering you a puppy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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