I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Randomize
