i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I need to align my fucking chakras
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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