Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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