you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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