...so i touched it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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