I hate your face
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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