I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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