Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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