I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
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so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
what day is it and did you see me today?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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