R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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