I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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