I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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