i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
