I think I am morally bankrupt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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