i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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